"Idiot" written on my forehead

I need to post more regularly, and put pictures up. Those would both be good ideas. For the time being though I will just make a quick little complaint. Today while at the yarn store purchasing stuff for a swap as well as stuff for me I decided to grab one of those needle savers for dpns that hold them all together...two plastic blobs held together with elastic. As I'm strolling about with my yarn and needle saver the owner asks me if I know what I'm holding (no I like to pick up random shit in a store and take it for walks). After I politely said yes she proceeded to explain them to me as well as how to use them (but on end of needles, der, thanks nice lady I was gonna take 'em home an' tryn' tie ma hair up withum). I have never felt so stupid in my life. I must just make a really stupid face when I'm shopping because I tend to get talked down to a lot wherever I yarn shop...no...wait...that'd just be in Boulder County I get talked down to. In Lakewood, Austin, and Anchorage people talk to me like I know what I'm doing. Sigh.